"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/02/2015 at 16:03 • Filed to: ad watch

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Because Kinja probably ate me baby title, mates, the following is commercial idea for soon to launch BMW M2:

(Rendering courtesy of BMWblog)

Guy in his mid-20's steps outside

fast cut to close-up of driver's door opening

fast cut to door shutting

fast cut to seatbelt clicking in

fast cut to feet pressing the brake and clutch pedals

fast cut to starter button being pressed, the engine roars to life and the guy selects this track to play:

Guy chirps the tires as he leaves his spot on the street while Blitzkrieg Bop blasts in the background (song keeps playing throughout ad).

fast cut to the M2 quickly pulling up in front of an apartment building attractive mid-20's woman walks out.

fast cut to close-up of passenger's door opening

fast cut to door shutting

fast cut to seatbelt clicking in

Car accelerates off quickly but much more smoothly and no tires chirping woman smiles with eyes opening a little wider as car accelerates.

fast cut to M2 driving down twisty, country roads

fast cut to car entering !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

fast cut to the two eating lunch at a Dairy Queen

fast cut to them stepping outside the woman walks around to driver's side and the guy up to the passenger's side.

fast cut to doors shutting

fast cut to seatbelts clicking in

fast cut to feet pressing the brake and clutch pedals

fast cut to starter button being pressed, the engine roars to life again and she does a nice burnout as the leave, guy has a huge grin on his face

fast cut to M2 driving down twisty, country roads

fast cut to car entering !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

cut to them entering a hotel/b&b/inn room number 2 placing "do not disturb" sign on door knob.

cut outside where the car is parked

Narrator: "Introducing the M2 from BMW. Welcome back to the ultimate driving machine ."

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/02/2015 at 16:14

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#Applause #Brilliant

ACESandEIGHTS > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/02/2015 at 16:23

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While Bavaria housed Hitler, I think they're pretty much dead-set against anything fascist now. In fact, they'd be so enraged by this ad that they'd come burn your house down however ironic this act might be.

Meanwhile though Jeremy Clarkson would buy you a cider and smoke 90 cigarettes with you while telling you how amazing it is. Then he'd show you his private stash of Nazi memorabilia because of course all enlightened men have this secret admiration for the romance of that certain era.

cazzyodo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/02/2015 at 16:30

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My name is cazzyodo and I approve this message.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ACESandEIGHTS 01/02/2015 at 16:31

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ACESandEIGHTS > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/02/2015 at 16:48

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